LOSE MONEY, WASTE TIME WITH AFFILIATE MARKETING!
[A tongue-in-cheek look at affiliate success]
Copyright 2003 by Kevin Bidwell All-In-One-Business.com
OK, you've heard the statistic:
80% of affiliates don't make any significant money from affiliate
programs. Not very encouraging, huh?
Instead of telling you how the 20% GET a check, I thought I
would show you exactly how the other 80% fail.
If you want to fail at affiliate marketing MAKE SURE YOU...
DON'T WORRY ABOUT HAVING YOUR OWN SITE
Sites are expensive and difficult to build and maintain, right?
So don't bother. Just post your link on a couple free advertising
sites--classifieds, FFA pages, start page rotators--and watch
the sales pour in.
DON'T PUT OUT A NEWSLETTER EITHER
Newsletters take time and energy. Why worry about it? We have
the INTERNET now and riches are just there for the asking! People
don't need to know who you are, you don't need to have any reputation
SELL INTERNET MARKETING PRODUCTS
That's where the money is, I tell ya, selling "picks and shovels
to miners." Why, I'm sure there are just hundreds of people who
are waiting to buy the latest offer from "Get Rich Quick Sam".
SIGN-UP AND SIT
This is the key: Register for every affiliate program you can
find, then sit back and watch the dollars just roll in. You won't
need to DO anything, this is the Internet. Buyers will just come
from search engines and "what not".
KEEP YOUR WALLET IN YOUR POCKET
Why pay for advertising when you can get it FREE? And who needs
to have a domain name or hosting? Heck, why even buy the products
you are promoting. After all, other people say their good.
OK, enough cynicism. If you want to fail, it's easy. If you
want to succeed, you'll need to work a little. We have a great
complementary guide to building an income from affiliate programs.
You can grab it here:
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