A Trailer for Every Academy Award Winning Movie Ever — powered by Cracked.com
- A toast, establishing me as the wealthy, successful protagonist … who is handsome.
- Friendly concern that something may be missing from your life.
- Confidence that nothing is missing in my life.
- Interrupted statement about …
- Reassurance that my good fortune will not waver.
- Introduction of character suffering from the most topical disability of the present year.
- Said retard is now under your custody.
- Catchphrase!
- Frustration with these new cirumstances.
- Admiration at your seeming selflessness.
- Interest in your bold rejection of social norms as evidenced by your dyed hair.
- My name.
- My name.
- Catchphrase.
- Relief at having found meaning in my life.
- Friendly concern that a string of heightened and seemingly unrelated plots may now arise.
- From a famous and/or foreign director.
- Differences are surfacing between us!
- Accusations about your sexuality.
- Accusations that a character once though trustworthy may not be trustworthy.
- Also I’ve got to use tough love to help this Latin American teenager believe in himself.
- Also, I must prove innocent this incredibly humble human male.
- Also I’ve decided to fight with the Native American metaphor against the American military metaphor.
- Scream female’s name!
- Naive yet inspiring statement.
- Then the music gets hopeful.
- Specific outlining of your major character flaws.
- Overreaction.
- Friendly black optimistic advice.
- Passionate plea! Whispered repetition.
- This scene doesn’t make it to the final cut of the movie.
- Inspiring final lines of a speech that douche-bags will quote on their FaceBook profiles.
- Cheer!
- Academy award winning actor.
- Academy award winning actress.
- Actor desperately trying for an Academy Award.
- Older actress in a comeback attempt.
- Beloved actor who died this year.
- Explicitly stating the moral of the story and awkwardly working in … the movie title.
- Oh! Catchphrase.
- Laugh laugh laugh.
- It’s not gonna be entirely a dramatic film, cause we laughed there.
